Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
This show though… Lol

This show though… Lol

(Source: nightmarishsound, via 500daysofcherlene)

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

(via shitshilarious)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

j4mi:

lepremiernoel:

wocowoco:

aj-starfish:

dannysheep:

fuckyeahoceancreatures:

Starfish feeding on a dead whale.

i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment

look at that creepy, tall, dancing one

look at him

‘yes, my darlingssssss
‘feed to your hearts content’

‘feast on what is rightfully ours’

‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘ 

you have some unresolved issues

THEY WILL EAT US ALL

(Source: nervation, via thathurricanejane)

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

beyond-the-evident:

youthgonewildchild:

I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.

Could actually be a Fall Out Boy song

(Source: aserbianfilm, via sagaciousspring)